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Question: My friend recently gave me the number of his masseuse.  At the end of a wonderful full-body massage, my masseuse didn't stop at the traditional boundaries and gave me a "happy ending."  I'm a single guy, so this was fine with me... but my friend is married.  In fact, I've known his wife about twice as long as I've known him.  Should I tell her that her husband is seeing a (sort-of) hooker on the side or should I just chalk this up to "happy endings aren't cheating and even if they were, they are none of my business."

Answer: First of all, your friend did you a favor and it would be in really bad taste to blow the whistle on him because you had a “happy ending” with his masseuse.  Just because she was promiscuous with you, you can’t presume that she gave him a “happy ending” too.  And if she did, so what? It’s really none of your business.  It’s possible that he told his wife; it’s possible that his wife is getting erotic massages too.  Whatever the possibilities, I would definitely not tell his wife because he may be innocent, and if he were guilty, why would you want to hurt either one of them and potentially ruin their relationship over a quick as a flash “happy ending?”  If you are really curious and feel the need to communicate your experience with your friend, pull him aside and thank him for the treat, then wink and he’ll know what you mean.  You might also buy him a gift as a thank you, buy him my Tantric Massage DVD so that he and his wife can discover together the most sensual exchange of touch that any couple can experience.